if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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