I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
