you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
