Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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