So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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