Where is the hickey?
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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