apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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