ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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