who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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