I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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