I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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