Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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