Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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