If i come over, it means nothing
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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