i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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