I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
You don't make any sense
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