okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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