Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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