I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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