I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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