There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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