Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Randomize
