I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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