She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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