I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
