I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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