Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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