fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Come on in and take your pants off
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