We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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