Me too!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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