it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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