I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
