who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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