is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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