Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
