Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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