Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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