She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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