I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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