Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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