I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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