i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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