You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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