therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
My dick has a subreddit
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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