very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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