just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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