just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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