from now on my penis is your penis
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I could make wine with my vomit
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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