I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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