You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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